Lake Norman Publications

Peeved – Week of 5/5

Residents share what bugs them


Poor little thing, never knows what to wear in the morning. Why don’t you move back to where you came from. No one invited you here.

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blessed are the weak, for they shall be run off the road by those with no signal, cutting in front of others and their swollen heads weighing down the gas pedal. bless their hearts. may their strong and pompass odors propel them into another dimension and lettuce be.

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You have a serious addiction to cigarettes if you have to paw through the “butt” can at a local church looking for butts. Yuck!

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I’m frustrated with cigarette butts and papers in their street. It’s a simple thing to pick up one’s papers when they get the mail but they don’t care. I am tired of cigarette butts in my grass, sidewalk and street around the house. They smoke as they walk their dogs, at least they pick up after the dogs. Both the papers and cigarette butts are littering, please respect our neighborhood.    

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I was at the CVS the other day when I saw a guy trying to blow up an inflatable inner tube inside the store — how rude! He must’ve been really excited about lounging on the water — here’s hoping he got stuck trying to go through the front door!

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